The Difference between a Fiscally Conservative with Common Sense and a Progressive Liberal
As a Fiscally Conservative with Common Sense
...you budget to save for
retirement, while a progressive liberal believes the government should handle
it.
...you believe in paying off debt
quickly, while a progressive liberal waits for a debt forgiveness fairy.
...you track every expense, while a
progressive liberal thinks budgeting is a buzzkill.
...you invest in a 401(k), while a
progressive liberal invests in crystals and good vibes.
...you use coupons to save money,
while a progressive liberal wants to ban coupons for economic equality.
...you buy used cars, while a
progressive liberal wants a free Tesla for everyone.
...you prioritize paying bills on
time, while a progressive liberal believes late fees are a capitalist scam.
...you believe in the free market,
while a progressive liberal believes in the free-for-all market.
...you shop around for the best
mortgage rates, while a progressive liberal thinks housing should be free.
...you save for a rainy day, while a
progressive liberal thinks the government should build an ark.
...you invest in stocks, while a
progressive liberal invests in feelings.
...you believe in low taxes, while a
progressive liberal believes in no taxes.
...you think the government should be
small, while a progressive liberal thinks it should be Oprah-sized.
...you believe in hard work, while a
progressive liberal believes in hard napping.
...you think financial literacy is
crucial, while a progressive liberal thinks money is just a social construct.
...you buy generic brands to save,
while a progressive liberal thinks brands should be banned.
...you plan for the future, while a
progressive liberal thinks the future should plan for itself.
...you invest in real estate, while
a progressive liberal invests in Instagram aesthetics.
...you avoid debt, while a
progressive liberal embraces it as a form of self-expression.
...you believe in personal
responsibility, while a progressive liberal believes in universal babysitting.
...you balance your checkbook, while
a progressive liberal balances their chakras.
...you think taxes should be fair,
while a progressive liberal thinks taxes should be fun.
...you budget for vacations, while a
progressive liberal thinks vacations should be government-funded.
...you save for emergencies, while a
progressive liberal believes emergencies should be outlawed.
...you buy things on sale, while a
progressive liberal believes everything should be free.
...you work to earn money, while a
progressive liberal believes money should work for them.
...you think financial independence
is empowering, while a progressive liberal thinks it's overrated.
...you believe in free enterprise,
while a progressive liberal believes in free everything.
...you value hard-earned money,
while a progressive liberal values money that doesn't exist yet.
...you think the stock market is
important, while a progressive liberal thinks it's an elaborate game of
Monopoly.
...you plan your expenses, while a
progressive liberal plans on winning the lottery.
...you buy necessities first, while
a progressive liberal buys feelings first.
...you think savings accounts are
essential, while a progressive liberal thinks they're unnecessary.
...you avoid credit card debt, while
a progressive liberal collects credit cards like Pokémon.
...you believe in paying your fair
share, while a progressive liberal believes in everyone else paying your fair
share.
...you think the government should live
within its means, while a progressive liberal thinks it should live beyond
them.
...you value financial stability,
while a progressive liberal values financial spontaneity.
...you think fiscal responsibility
is crucial, while a progressive liberal thinks it's a buzzkill.
...you save for college, while a
progressive liberal thinks college should be free for everyone, including pets.
...you invest in mutual funds, while
a progressive liberal invests in mutual feelings.
...you believe in capitalism, while
a progressive liberal believes in unicorns.
...you prioritize your financial
goals, while a progressive liberal prioritizes their next protest.
...you think the economy should be
strong, while a progressive liberal thinks it should be fun.
...you balance your budget, while a
progressive liberal balances their social media likes.
...you save money for your kids,
while a progressive liberal thinks kids should save the planet.
...you think financial planning is
smart, while a progressive liberal thinks it's boring.
...you avoid frivolous spending,
while a progressive liberal avoids adulting.
...you plan for retirement, while a
progressive liberal plans for a utopia.
...you believe in financial
education, while a progressive liberal believes in feelings education.
...you save for a down payment,
while a progressive liberal believes houses should be free.
...you work hard for your money,
while a progressive liberal thinks money should be handed out.
...you think economic growth is
vital, while a progressive liberal thinks it's optional.
...you value fiscal discipline,
while a progressive liberal values fiscal daydreaming.
...you believe in paying off loans,
while a progressive liberal believes in loan forgiveness parties.
...you think debt should be avoided,
while a progressive liberal thinks debt is a lifestyle.
...you prioritize your financial future,
while a progressive liberal prioritizes their social justice future.
...you save for your children's
education, while a progressive liberal thinks education should be free.
...you believe in earning your keep,
while a progressive liberal believes in keeping your earnings.
...you avoid financial pitfalls,
while a progressive liberal dives into them headfirst.
...you value hard work, while a
progressive liberal values hard relaxation.
...you invest wisely, while a
progressive liberal invests wildly.
...you believe in personal
accountability, while a progressive liberal believes in collective
responsibility.
...you plan for unexpected expenses,
while a progressive liberal expects the unexpected to be funded.
...you save money for emergencies,
while a progressive liberal believes emergencies should be banned.
...you believe in financial
independence, while a progressive liberal believes in financial dependence.
...you think money should be earned,
while a progressive liberal thinks it should be distributed.
...you avoid unnecessary debt, while
a progressive liberal embraces it.
...you value financial freedom,
while a progressive liberal values free everything.
...you budget for the future, while
a progressive liberal budgets for fun.
...you think financial literacy is
important, while a progressive liberal thinks it's a capitalist plot.
...you save for big purchases, while
a progressive liberal expects them for free.
...you invest for the long term,
while a progressive liberal invests in the now.
...you believe in fiscal
responsibility, while a progressive liberal believes in fiscal fantasy.
...you prioritize your financial
health, while a progressive liberal prioritizes their emotional health.
...you save money for your goals,
while a progressive liberal expects goals to come true by themselves.
...you work to earn, while a
progressive liberal waits for handouts.
...you believe in economic
stability, while a progressive liberal believes in economic spontaneity.
...you plan for your financial
future, while a progressive liberal plans for their next protest.
...you value financial security,
while a progressive liberal values security in feelings.
...you save for your dreams, while a
progressive liberal dreams of saving the world.
...you invest in your future, while
a progressive liberal invests in their utopia.
...you believe in financial
planning, while a progressive liberal believes in financial daydreaming.
...you avoid financial traps, while
a progressive liberal falls into them.
...you save for the long term, while
a progressive liberal lives for the moment.
...you believe in personal financial
growth, while a progressive liberal believes in universal financial growth.
...you avoid financial pitfalls,
while a progressive liberal embraces them.
...you value economic prudence,
while a progressive liberal values economic idealism.
...you save for your goals, while a
progressive liberal expects them to be handed out.
...you plan for financial stability,
while a progressive liberal plans for financial excitement.
...you believe in earning your way,
while a progressive liberal believes in getting their way.
...you avoid unnecessary expenses,
while a progressive liberal avoids necessary ones.
...you value financial independence,
while a progressive liberal values financial interdependence.
...you budget wisely, while a
progressive liberal budgets wildly.
...you believe in hard-earned money,
while a progressive liberal believes in easy money.
...you save for the future, while a
progressive liberal believes the future should be free.
...you invest for stability, while a
progressive liberal invests in dreams.
...you value fiscal discipline,
while a progressive liberal values fiscal fantasy.
...you save for emergencies, while a
progressive liberal believes emergencies should be outlawed.
...you plan for financial success,
while a progressive liberal plans for financial fairness.
...you believe in personal financial
responsibility, while a progressive liberal believes in collective financial
responsibility.
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